he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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