rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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