just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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