Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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