when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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