The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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