So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick