I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.