In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
why is half of my head shaved?
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