Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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