Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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