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that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon

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(701): that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon http://tfl.nu/7qfo

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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug

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This is sufficient.

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(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living (1-412): bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug (412): This is sufficient. http://tfl.nu/p15m

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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.

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(617): Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever. http://tfl.nu/bxqj

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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?

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Are you high?

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(630): Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"? (1-630): Are you high? http://tfl.nu/3xxd

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?

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(832): Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions? http://tfl.nu/z9u9

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?

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(250): Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila? http://tfl.nu/i07w

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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(203): Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling! http://tfl.nu/pnvd

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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing

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(413): I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing http://tfl.nu/ejfa

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(785): View more from Kansas

He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.

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Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"

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(785): He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him. (785): Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!" http://tfl.nu/v4v8

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(702): View more from Nevada

Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?

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(702): Would I waste your time for mediocre porn? http://tfl.nu/88ga

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.

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(321): I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out. http://tfl.nu/5y00

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(619): View more from California

Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?

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(619): Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out? http://tfl.nu/ne0t

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(415): View more from California

Fuck yeah GAYNESS

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*explodes into glitter*

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(415): Fuck yeah GAYNESS (415): *explodes into glitter* http://tfl.nu/o7gi

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.

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And loving it.

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(504): I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week. (512): And loving it. http://tfl.nu/c8g6

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(503): View more from Oregon

Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.

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(503): Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now. http://tfl.nu/72i7

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