what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.