You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The beer is more important than you right now.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested