Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..