Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube

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(404): View more from Georgia

we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(831): View more from California

So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?

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(330): View more from Ohio

It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that

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(949): View more from California

I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.

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