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• (917): View more from New York City

  we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future 

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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