Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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