Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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