I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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