I never want to see another naked old woman again.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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