Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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