Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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