He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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