when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we made out on top of his cat.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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