I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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