i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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