How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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