So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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