is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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