The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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