Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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