i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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