i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize
