How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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