Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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