Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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