Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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