Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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