I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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