After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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