How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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