My room smells like vodka and shame
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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