Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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