Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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