WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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