Its about making memories worth repressing
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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