She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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