I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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