Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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