Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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