Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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