Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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