Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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