People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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