I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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