Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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