My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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