if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
So. Much. Porn.
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