was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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